Dear Ben

Dear Ben,
You’ve asked me to anchor the “senior” section of your blog. I’m flattered, but having a little trouble with the whole “senior” thing, as I’m not so sure that’s a category I really want to be in. Nevertheless, I will attempt your request. I want a catchy title, what do you think of these:
Huh?
Is 50 the New 35? No, Not Really…
Older, Yet No Wiser…
Oops, I AARPed!
What Happened To My Face?
Wrinkles…Not Cool
Say What?
What I Think; Whether You Like It or Not…
Because I Said So…
Senior Moments
God, I’m Old…
I’ve Fallen and I’m Not Sure I Want To Get Up
Just a Minute While I Put My Glasses On…
Where’s My Senior Discount?
Shrinkage…and Other Thoughts
O.M.G. it’s hard to be O.L.D.
Thoughts from Beyond
I Don’t Need an Excuse to Drink on a Tuesday Anymore
Old News
Driving Slow in the Fast Lane
Opinions: I Will Give Them…Often
Let me know what you think…not that it really matters…
Love,
Mom
Mom, as per our discussion on Saturday night, you need the titles of your posts to be “…It depends…” Kind of like a “Dear Abby”, where you give advice on all areas where people have doubts about their decision-making…you would respond, “well I don’t know, it depends…”