My dear readers, it has been a while since anything has been posted, and we apologize for the lack of comedy and inspiration for the past month. Mostly because TV shows are over, but also because us correspondents haven’t had many new posts. Well, that’s about to change! So, to make up for this fact, I’m dedicating this post to you, our dear readers, and what makes us here at The Ironical Chronicle love you so much.
One of the best parts of having this blog is being able to see the google searches people use in order to link up to your site. Recently, NY Correspondent Gen and I had a great laugh about some of them, so we’d like to share them with you:
Instructions to make a human centipede
Khloe & lamar dvd cover
Love is useless
Dr. pepper brownies
New styles lady blazer
Cool celebrity encounters
Beyonce falls Michelle Williams laughs
Is Jan Terri a real person?
Sexy mature incest
“vanilla ice” tracksuit
Now obviously, these search items reflect not only the type of reader we attract, but also the type of material we put out. All in all, it is very disturbing. However, I didn’t mention what the most searched item on the internet that led people to our site was. With a whopping 61 searches, ladies and gentleman, your winner is:
Helen Mirren Boobs!
That’s right! The only way our blog has any sort of audience is because people want to see pictures of Helen Mirren’s boobs. Or they are waiting for my follow up to “Top Ten Helen Mirren’s Boob’s Movies”. This number of searches did not include “Helen mirren tits”, “Helen Mirren boob”, “helen mirren bra pics”, “mature boobs hanging” or “Helen mirren breast size”.
Apparently the only way we can attract more people to our site is to try and figure out what type of boobs people want to see, and then include those hot topics on our site. I mean, anyone can find pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s boobs or Christina Hendrick’s boobs on the internets these days, so what’s our competitive advantage? That’s right: mature boobs.
Here, for your viewing pleasure, and for our site hit count, are some historically regal boobs:
Maggie Smith Boobs
Barbra Streisand Boobs
John Travolta Boobs
Bette Middler Boobs
Jack Nicholson Boobs
Judi Dench Boobs
So, thanks for reading this blog folks, and be sure to come back soon for even more great posts like this!